No, no no no no, you stop it right there and you turn around and leave. Shoo!
I am not ignoring you!
I’m just not answering your messages.
My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I’ve told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it.
“Farewell, good thief,”
A blanket, my books, a nice hot steaming cup of tea!